Today I am at work. We still don't have internet at the new house, but that should be changing in the next couple of days. I hope. I mean, I am technically in charge of making sure that we get it so really what I am hoping is that I am less lazy today than I usually am.

Brought nerdy trekkie boy up with me last night to hang out. It hasn't been going that well. He gets on okay with my friends and isn't a total embarassment or anything like that, but I think our topics of conversation are running dry. I'm starting to think he and I may not have long-term potential. But then, this is just following a pattern that I very very frequently observe in my relationships, which goes like this:

Step 1: Boy contacts me on myspace or facebook or something, and he is adooorable.

Step 2: Talk online. We have soooo much in common.

Step 3: Meet. He isn't as cute as in his profile picture but whatever, he is still hot and we get along well.

Step 4: Oh god does he like me? He probably doesn't like me. How could anyone like me? He is going to get tired of me and ditch me and I will be devastated, forever.

Step 5: Okay I think he likes me. Daydream about us eventually driving to the northeast to get gay-married and bringing him to Christmas to make my family feel awkward.

Step 6: Actually he is kind of boring. NEVERMIND.

EDIT: Repeat steps 5 and 6 as necessary.

And in any case I have other things I want to do today and instead I will have to entertain him. This is why boys (or other people, in general) are a WASTE OF TIME.

Except you, readers, of course. I love you.

One of the things I want to go do today is look for a keyboard. I've almost written all of my first album, so it's time to start recording... which means I will need some higher quality equipment.

NO SEX JOKES PLEASE.

(Edited because I went back home and he was sooo cute and I went back to step five, and I realized that I usually cycle between steps five and six like eighty times before my head implodes and they dump me for being too neurotic and weird.)