by Twilight_fan_69

Okay so the whole book Harry likes this Cho Chang girl but she's totally sad because Harry, like, killed her last bf or whatever. But then he starts this club where everybody watches him do cool shit and so she gets all impressed and starts totally macking on him. But then he's all distracted because of Voldemort who HATES TRUE LOVE and so he goes on this date with Cho but he keeps talking about Hermione and she gets all pissed, like for real, and meanwhile Ginny starts dating some nobody named Michael Corner. Okay and then a whole bunch of stupid stuff happens which is basically just a distraction because JK Rowling didn't know how to write what would happen next: Cho steals Ginny's boyfriend. And Ginny starts going out with a black dude! You just know she's trying to piss off her mom. I bet it works! Can't wait for the next one!

Just kidding, I wrote that, for humor, out of boredom.